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My Aunt Chester was driving down a steep hill. We were confused because she recently became a woman, but decided to keep her manly name. Then, we crashed the car. The car flew over the whole town of Doomsdale and landed on top of Ralphs. When I came to, I found myself in the produce section near the vegetables that got a water bath every fifteen minutes. Just my luck, water sprayed my face and then there were vegetable pieces where vegetable pieces should never be… I went to aisle 14, where they sold shampoo and soap, and began washing myself in the fish tank. The manager caught me and forced me out of the building. I kicked and screamed, but realized I just crashed through his roof, so I should calm down. I went next door, got a cup of coffee and a donut, and waited for the police and ambulance to arrive; my Aunt Chester was no where to be found. To calm myself down, I drank some coffee, but now the police started to look like donuts. From then on, the donut police would capture donuts that didn’t have any sprinkles.