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One morning, I woke up and saw a giant monkey right next to me. He started making cow noises, which was unusual. He suddenly attacked me, but I couldn’t get him off me. Suddenly, it felt as if we were combining— we became one person, as if we were not human at all. I felt so uncomfortable and it was so hard believe that I was no longer a human. As each day passed, I felt less and less like a human; I could feel the sense of logic and emotion actually leave my body, but I wasn’t sad about it. After a week, I had no emotions at all, so I wondered what would happen if I bit someone else. I went over to Burger King and ordered large fries and accidentally bit the manager. The manager thought I was crazy then I turned into a gorilla and just walked out like nothing was wrong.